Red

[Des]

Red

 

[Des]

 

[Des]

 

[Des]

 

[Michel]

The first few pictures were taken at the Hilton in Monte-Carlo

The others in beautiful downtown Gae Paree....

 

[GreaseMonkey]

Does Sir Des own Photobucket?
Chris

 

[Des]

Does Sir Des own Photobucket?
Chris

It would seem so

 

[BenzBoy]

Yes, it's red.
Regards,
BenzBoy

 

[GreaseMonkey]

In a 'red' sort of way.
Shall we all shuffle over to the Ferrari website to continue this thread?
Chris

 

[BenzBoy]

In a 'red' sort of way.
Shall we all shuffle over to the Ferrari website to continue this thread?
Chris

Well we could, but I have heard that you are taking delivery of two new 600 Pullmen in Blue. Could this rumour be true?
Regards,
BenzBoy

 

[GreaseMonkey]

Is the Pope a jew?
Well I did ask for two, I think if Sir Des needs a new minister for transport down in Desmania, I have already volunteered, and a new black Pullman would make a fine ministerial car.
Then my wife said she would like a blue one too.
Of course that would be at taxpayer's expense.
Failing that, I may go for a 6.9.
Chris

 

[Michel]

Is the Pope a jew?
Well I did ask for two, I think if Sir Des needs a new minister for transport down in Desmania, I have already volunteered, and a new black Pullman would make a fine ministerial car.
Then my wife said she would like a blue one too.
Of course that would be at taxpayer's expense.
Failing that, I may go for a 6.9.
Chris

Good choice

 

[Des]

Is the Pope a jew?
Well I did ask for two, I think if Sir Des needs a new minister for transport down in Desmania, I have already volunteered, and a new black Pullman would make a fine ministerial car.
Then my wife said she would like a blue one too.
Of course that would be at taxpayer's expense.
Failing that, I may go for a 6.9.
Chris

This is all very good

job will be yours,

you also have the role of seeing to the destruction of all the rubbish cars that are cluttering up the roads. This you can do as you see fit.

Until your own fleet of 600 is delivered this is what you will be assigned, Kalashnikov's are in the boot:

 

[GreaseMonkey]

This is all very good

job will be yours,

you also have the role of seeing to the destruction of all the rubbish cars that are cluttering up the roads. This you can do as you see fit.

Until your own fleet of 600 is delivered this is what you will be assigned, Kalashnikov's are in the boot:

Oh thanks Des,
if that's my official car, we won't need the Pullman after all, that is so cool.
All Toyota Prius's will be torched immediately, Camry drivers will be given heavy duty driver training, forced to display pink P plates, and if they revert to previous Camry behaviour, imprisoned.
Speed cameras will fine anyone who drives more than 10kph below the limit.
Any youngsters on 'P's who have their seat too low (what IS that about?) or wear silly hats, will have their licence revoked, possibly permanently.
Benz's will have right of way at all junctions, and traffic lights - red or green - and if two Benz's meet, the larger capacity motor goes first.
We may allow for Rolls Royces, Facel Vegas, certain year Thunderbirds, Delages with coachwork by Figoni and Falaschi or LeTourner and Marchand, and other classy cars at the minister's discretion.
There's a lot more needs doing, but that should get things moving.
This could work you know.
Chris

 

[BenzBoy]

Ahem!! Ahem!!! Ahem!!!!.
And what about a certain Statesperson with budgie hanging on with all its might?
We might strike the odd problem with these new rules - although generally I approve 110%.
Regards,
BenzBoy

 

[SELfor50]

Any youngsters on 'P's who have their seat too low (what IS that about?) or wear silly hats, will have their licence revoked, possibly permanently.
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Ummm.... does this rule also apply at the other end of the scale??

As in, old timers with their seat too high/upright, ALSO wearing silly hats, and by rights should not have a licence at all because they struggle to control their bowel movements let alone a vehicle, will also have their licence revoked??

BTW: No, I don't have a low seat or wear a silly hat!
...i do currently hold P plates though.

 

[Des]

As in, old timers with thei seat too high/upright, ALSO wearing silly hats, and by rights should not have a licence at all because they struggle to control their bowel movements let alone a vehicle, will also have their licence revoked??

Well under my feudal system people like that would be in slavery anyway....so not much of a problem

 

[SELfor50]

Well under my feudal system people like that would be in slavery anyway....so not much of a problem

Hahahahahaaaaaaa......... GOLD!!

 

[GreaseMonkey]

Des knows what is good for the country, like I said before;
this could work!
Chris

 

[BenzBoy]

What about the bloody budgie Des - be upfront with yr plans please!!!
Regards,
Anonymous