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[Des]

What about the bloody budgie Des - be upfront with yr plans please!!!
Regards,
Anonymous

Well I have no need for it, do you?

can serve it up for dinner if it pleases you?

 

[BenzBoy]

Well I have no need for it, do you?

can serve it up for dinner if it pleases you?

Des, how can I tell you this in language you will understand? The BUDGIE belongs to the GODFATHER!!!!​

Do you get my drift?
Regards,
BenzBoy

 

[Des]

oh dear!



Professor Crump, how could you suggest that we eat Styria's cherished pet budgie!

 

[BenzBoy]

oh dear!



Professor Crump, how could you suggest that we eat Styria's cherished pet budgie!

I suggest that since you a a Knight of the Realm, you grant the Budgie a reprive and a title. Otherwise the GODFATHER will smite your CE with the plague!!!
And while you're at it, it was YOU who suggested a BUDGIE-B-Q!! Perhaps Sir Des is allowed the odd slip or two as he is just a newly minted Knight? Still needs a day or two to find his spurs? Hey what?
Regards,
BenzBoy

 

[abl567]

I wonder it the budgie will be at the BBQ, 2 minutes each side should do...oops,to late

 

[Des]

What title would you recommend Professor?

 

[BenzBoy]

What title would you recommend Professor?

Well clearly it would need to be lower than your own, Oh Great Protector of Tasmania, so I suggest something simple. Anthony seems to have the right idea though.... Something like Baron Budgie of the Frypan? mmm - perhaps Count Casserole? mmm - perhaps .... Oh buggered if I know. You're the one doing titles so get one of your serfs or scribes to think up something appropriate before The Godfather reads this thread and puts a dead horse on yr pillow.
Regards,
BenzBoy

 

[BenzBoy]

Des has put his chief scribe to work - what title is fit for the Godfather's budgie?



Regards,
BenzBoy

 

[GreaseMonkey]

I wonder it the budgie will be at the BBQ, 2 minutes each side should do...oops,to late

Max, even one minute and test with a skewer, budgie served overcooked is not good, and at $15 I would want a good serve of medium rare budgie!
The green ones, I find, might need a few seconds longer.
And a tiny dab of Wasabi on the side.
Cheers!
Chris

 

[Des]

I shall put my most trusted scribe, Mr Tabbi, the tabbi cat on the case.

He will just need a few moments alone with the budge to decide the matter.





He is looking for him now

 

[BenzBoy]

Des, I des-pair for you. Give the bloody budgie a title before I depose you.
Regards,
BenzBoy

 

[GreaseMonkey]

Surely this thread can plumb no depths lower than this?
Have I had a serious knock on the head and woken in a 'Carry On' movie?
What goes on?
C.M.

 

[Des]

I pronounce Earl Budgie of Bridgewater!


Professor Crump you are hereby bestowed the title of Lord and hereby appointed my Chancellor in all matters of the Realm

 

[GreaseMonkey]

That seems a fair deal all round!
Can we now call this thread closed and all go off to bed now?
Chris M.

 

[Des]

That seems a fair deal all round!
Can we now call this thread closed and all go off to bed now?
Chris M.

Well no..there is still the matter of your appointment.

 

[Michel]

Knock Knock.....

Have I missed something?

 

[GreaseMonkey]

Knock Knock.....

Have I missed something?

Apparently, you have, not sure what though.
C.M.

 

[Styria]

Does Sir Des own Photobucket?
Chris

No, the mighty Godfather does !...ever since he discovered how to use it- as if you guys hadn't noticed. Des comes in at a very close second. 'onya Des - keep it up. Regards Styria

 

[Michel]

Who's cat is this?

Yours Des?

He's gorgeous....